Welcome to our frightful little place.
Don't mind the blood on your way in. We just had a little...accident.
Screaming? Oh don't worry about that. It'll end soon enough.
Please keep an eye out for wandering spirits. They do love to possess one or two guests every so often.
Your drink tastes funny you say? Well, no wonder. It's just plain old blood. Here, have some arsenic.
You've been cursed? You lucky, lucky person.
No no, we don't like to use the word 'dead' here. We like to say we're just living impaired.
If you find a fly in your soup, please send it back. I specifically said only maggots, no flies.
Missing 1 head. If found, please return to Marie Antoinette. Possible reward if husband's head is also found.
Mr. Dahmer, I'm afraid we're full tonight. We may be able to seat you with Albert Fish and Ed Gein, however.
Paging Jack The Ripper. Jack The Ripper, you are needed in the Red District.
No Mr. Krueger, Jason is not here tonight. But we are expecting Michael Myers and Pinhead. Chucky will be late.
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